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Hell Weather Today · 7-Day Forecast

Grey Sky Settles Over the Town

Cloud lies thick and low. The light is dim and the air is still.

Warmest Sunday at 84° · coldest night Monday at 81°

The short of it: Hell weather on Saturday, 7 November 2026: local time, 28 °C (83 °F) with an overcast sky, feeling like 32 °C (89 °F). Today’s high 28 °C (83 °F), low 28 °C (82 °F). Chance of rain 30% in the next 24 hours, about 0.3 mm (0.01 in). Notices: low risk of thunder. Source: Open-Meteo forecast models, updated 12:15 local time.

HELL, Saturday. — Hell may look for an overcast sky this day, with the mercury climbing to about 83° before sinking to 82° by night. Old hands will call it a proper November day: the thirty-year average for Hell is 86°. A brisk wind blows from the ENE, gusting to 13 mph, and the glass holds steady.

Looking over the next 3 days, our correspondent reckons Sunday the pick at about 84°, while Monday night will be the coldest at 81°. Rain or snow is due on 1 of them, some 0.09 in. in all. Nights run 6° milder than the November norm of 75°.

By the Almanac's reckoning, November in Hell runs from 75° at night to 86° by day, with some 3.7 in. of rain. July is the warmest month here at 91°, January the coldest at 72°, and October the wettest with 11.7 in.. The best months to ride in are January and February.

The sun is up 11 h 20 min today, and the days are shortening by about 1 minutes each. The station stands 0 ft above the sea.

The Hours to Come

Temperature by the hour · rain & snow in the hour beneath
The hour-by-hour ledger
HourSkyTempFeelsWindRain
NowOvercast83°89°9 mph–
1 PMOvercast83°89°9 mph–
2 PMOvercast83°88°9 mph–
3 PMOvercast83°88°9 mph–
4 PMOvercast83°88°9 mph–
5 PMOvercast83°87°9 mph–
6 PMOvercast83°87°10 mph–
7 PMOvercast83°87°10 mph–
8 PMOvercast83°87°9 mph–
9 PMOvercast83°87°8 mph–
10 PMOvercast83°88°8 mph–
11 PMOvercast83°88°7 mph–
12 AMOvercast83°89°7 mph–
1 AMOvercast83°89°7 mph–
2 AMOvercast83°90°6 mph–
3 AMOvercast84°89°7 mph–
4 AMOvercast84°89°8 mph–
5 AMPartly cloudy83°89°8 mph–
6 AMPartly cloudy83°88°8 mph–
7 AMPartly cloudy83°88°9 mph–
8 AMPartly cloudy83°87°9 mph0.00 in.
9 AMPartly cloudy83°87°10 mph0.00 in.
10 AMPartly cloudy83°87°10 mph0.00 in.
11 AMPartly cloudy83°89°9 mph–

Seven-Day Outlook · Classified

Highs in large type · pick a day

Today (Nov 7): overcast, high 83°, low 82°, 0.04 in. of rain, gusts to 14 mph. Sun up 6:29 AM, down 5:49 PM. Cloud lies thick and low. The light is dim and the air is still.

The Almanac · Hell Month by Month

Climate normals 1991–2020 · pick a month
PrecipitationAverage highAverage low

November in Hell, by the numbers

Warmth rank
8th warmest of 12
Rain rank
7th wettest of 12
Versus October
3° colder, 7.9 in. less rain
Versus December
2° warmer
Day–night spread
11°
Snow season
seldom any
Daylight, mid-month
11 h 11 min
Average wind
11 mph
Travel with care
The Almanac Speaks
November
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Much like October: highs about 86°, nights near 75°. Easy travelling weather. Wet spells are common — about 3.7 in., the 7th wettest month.

Hell in November: the full almanac →

Climate of Hell by month
MonthHighLowRainWindDaylightVisit
January83°72°1.7 in.11 mph11 h 5 min✦✦✦✦✦
February83°72°1.0 in.10 mph11 h 29 min✦✦✦✦✦
March85°73°1.0 in.11 mph11 h 59 min✦✦✦✦
April87°74°2.0 in.10 mph12 h 34 min✦✦✦
May88°76°5.5 in.9 mph13 h 2 min✦✦
June89°78°7.4 in.10 mph13 h 18 min✦✦
July91°78°5.8 in.8 mph13 h 11 min✦✦
August91°78°6.4 in.8 mph12 h 47 min✦✦
September90°77°8.1 in.7 mph12 h 13 min✦✦
October88°77°11.7 in.9 mph11 h 40 min✦✦
November86°75°3.7 in.11 mph11 h 11 min✦✦
December84°73°1.8 in.10 mph10 h 58 min✦✦✦✦

Questions Readers Ask about Hell

Answered from the wire & the Almanac

What is the weather in Hell today?

Right now it is 28 °C (83 °F) with an overcast sky; it feels like 32 °C (89 °F). Today’s high is 28 °C (83 °F) and tonight’s low 28 °C (82 °F). The chance of rain in the next 24 hours is about 30%, with 0.3 mm (0.01 in) expected.

Will it rain in Hell this week?

Yes — rain or snow is forecast on 1 of the next 3 days, about 2.3 mm (0.09 in) in total. The wettest day looks to be Today.

Are there any weather warnings for Hell?

No warnings, but one notice is on the wire: low risk of thunder.

What is the warmest month in Hell?

July, with an average high of 33 °C (91 °F). The coldest is January, when nights average 22 °C (72 °F). The wettest month is October (296 mm (11.7 in)), according to TerraClimate climate normals for 1991–2020.

When is the best time to visit Hell?

January and February. January brings highs near 28 °C (83 °F) and about 42 mm (1.7 in) of rain; February highs near 29 °C (83 °F) and 25 mm (1.0 in). The Almanac rates every month from 1 to 5 for warmth, dryness and rainfall, using 1991–2020 climate normals.

Does it snow in Hell?

Hardly ever — even the coldest month averages 22 °C (72 °F) at night, so lasting snow is rare.

Neighbouring Towns

November averages · distance by the crow’s flight
TownDistanceHighLowRain
Town Hall Crescent000 mi S85°75°3.8 in.
The Common000 mi E86°75°3.7 in.
Water Ground001 mi SE86°75°3.7 in.
Birch Tree Hill001 mi NE86°75°3.7 in.
Vicksville001 mi WSW86°75°3.7 in.
Coral Gables001 mi SW85°75°3.8 in.
Dusty Place001 mi E86°75°3.7 in.
Battle Ground001 mi ESE86°75°3.7 in.

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The Editor’s Remark

“Weather is the only news that never grows stale. Each morning the sky writes its own front page, and we at Wanted Weather are but its telegraph operators.”— J. Whitmore, Editor